She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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