gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize