We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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