sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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