I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I smell like Dick and happiness
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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