I swear she didn't look like that last week.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Life is so much better after having sex.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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