Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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