New invention idea: vibrating tampons
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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