The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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