I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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