Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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