508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
