Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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