Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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