can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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