Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize