Everything about him screamed your future.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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