anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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