I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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