I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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