they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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