If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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