we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
