literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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