Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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