talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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