sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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