My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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