i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
