That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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