hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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