D3 body, D1 cock
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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