everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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