But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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