Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's shark week go big or go home
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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