we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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