You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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