I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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