Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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