i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
you made out with another girl for some wings
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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