Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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