girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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