My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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