I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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