he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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