I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
