Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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