New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
