my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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