it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Randomize
