Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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