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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just high enough for therapy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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