i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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