It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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