Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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