well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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