gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
50% drunk capacity currently
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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