Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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